May 2013
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
literallysnokoplasm:
i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have...
egberts:
(puts on sunglasses like im from csi)
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
gloobear:
pretty Louis (▰˘◡˘▰)
+
sexy Louis ✌˙❤‿❤˙✌
=
pretty sexy Louis ಠ益ಠ
david-tennants-little-fangirl:
neverthehurricane:
sherlockchins:
sunshien:
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
#unpublished stories from independent writers...
princeharrehs:
if taylor swift wasn’t famous, i’d bet that she’d send anon hate to her ex boyfriends on tumblr
makeitzayn:
makeitzayn:
we have a photo of louis wearing a snapback…the pentagram is complete
princeharrehs:
plot twist: ziam and larry aren’t real and only meant to distract fans from finding out that Niall’s the gay one
its0liviadarling:
But I mean if Peter Pan showed up at my window I wouldn’t question it.
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wil-resurreccion:
Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Who did you last say ‘I love you’ to?
Do you regret anything?
Do you have nicknames? If so, what are they?
Are you a boy or girl?
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In one word describe the last 5 people...
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– Kaui Hart Hemmings, The Descendants (via rabbitinthemoon)
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
creapy:
if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
alltsunandnodere:
agayofgays:
I FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT OUT
YOU ARE A FREAKING GOD AMONG MEN.
